What is your favorite line from the movie. I don't remember mine exactly, but it was from when Napolean and Pedro were talking about what skills that had in order to get dates. Does anyone know what I am talking about?
Sandra
Sandra
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Sun, August 29, 2004 - 3:09 PM"You're just jealous because I've been talking to hot babes in chat rooms all day."
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Sun, August 29, 2004 - 3:10 PM"Can you bring me my chapstick? .... [loser brother says no] ... BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD."
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Thu, September 23, 2004 - 3:27 PMSandra:
I believe this is the quote you're thinking about:
"Girls only want boyfriends with skills. Like numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills" -
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Fri, November 19, 2004 - 10:23 AM"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to be a cage fighter."
....a cage fighter....OMG!!!! <drops to the floor laughing>
I love the part where Napolean rides his brother into town on his bike (rollerblades) and they go to that gym....the instructor saying something about not taking him seriously giving you a leg sweep in those red/wht/blue pants he had on...OMG, that was so funny!!!! -
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Tue, November 23, 2004 - 4:23 PMDon: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? -
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Tue, November 23, 2004 - 4:23 PM"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff." -
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Tue, November 23, 2004 - 4:24 PMNapoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. -
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Tue, November 23, 2004 - 4:24 PMTrisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. -
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Tue, November 23, 2004 - 4:28 PMAnd my absolute favorite is the way he yells at the llama, Tina:
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" -
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Mon, May 2, 2005 - 12:16 PMMy favorite is also, "Tina, you fat lard..."
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 2:19 AM"Are you gonna eat your tots?"
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 2:20 AM"Grandma took a little spill in the sand dunes today; broke her coccyx."
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 2:29 AM"Why don't you make yourself a dang quesadilla."
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 2:41 AM"This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch."
"That is correct."
"YES!"
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 3:55 PM1. "YESSSS!!!!!"
2. "Friggin' Idiot!!!!"
3. The whole "Liger" bit.
Related: I saw a guy in SF Chinatown wearing a "Vote for Pedro" t-shirt. So I asked him if he could draw me a liger. He looked confused, so I repeated the question. He still looked confused. So my friend pointed at his shirt and he said, "Yes, it's from this movie called 'Napoleon Dynamite.'"
Friggin' Idiot!!!! -
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Mon, January 10, 2005 - 4:13 PM"There's a lot about grandma you don't know"
and
"I like your sleeves. They're real puffy."
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Wed, January 12, 2005 - 8:52 PMI saw a shirt recently that said "I love tator tots."
Hot Topic carries a bunch of different shirts, including one that says "I like your sleeves, they're real big."
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Wed, January 12, 2005 - 8:48 PM"Sweeeet", "Flippin'", "Dang", "Yessss", "Luckyyy" -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 9:11 AMYou fat lard. Come eat your ham! -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:11 AMFrom the deleted scenes on the DVD:
Don: "Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?"
Napoleon: "Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?" -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:22 AMOMG....the deleted scene of that one!!! oh man, when Napoleon said something about illegal moves...ahhhh, someone help me here!!! <giggles> -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:24 AMWhen he slaps Don and runs away....I almost fell off the couch. -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:29 AMthey sooooo should of kept that scene!!!!
OH....and when they are in that Thrift Store....$12 for that suit and no lay-away!!!! OMG!!!!
normally I can see why they would cut scenes, but not in this case....those scenes were amazing!!!! -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:37 AMYeah, and the gas station scene where he tries to buy the lotto ticket. "Boy those eggrolls look good thinkin about gettin me some of those...Ah well, just take a lotto ticket, even though the missus wants me to cut down" or whatever. Hilarious. -
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 10:38 AMand the major ZOOM in on Pedro's mustache!!!! ~classic~
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 7:32 PMFirst off- SO happy I found an entire tribe devoted to this film.
"Your mom goes to college"
"Sorry I'm late, I was out taming you guys a wild honeymoon stallion"(from the wedding scene)
"Are you drinking 1%milk 'casue you think you're fat. 'Cause you're not. You could drink whole milk if you wanted."
"If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true"
"I was out making some sweet mulah with Uncle Rico"
"It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen!
Like anyone can even know that, Napoleon"
"Pedro- what do you think of that one?"
"It's ok"
"It's pretty sweet, looks awesome,sweet,it's incredible"
Lord I love that movie.
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 11:49 PMEvery time Rex Quan Do says "Forgettaboutit!"
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 11:53 PMWhen Napoleon's brother tells Uncle Rico about La Fawndah and that he's "really T'O'ed because she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet."
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 11:55 PM"Kip hasn't done flippin' anything today."
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Wed, January 19, 2005 - 11:56 PM"It took me three hours to do the shading on your upper lip." -
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Thu, January 20, 2005 - 10:19 AMhahAHHAHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE TRIBE EVAR!
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Fri, January 21, 2005 - 9:34 AM"Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?"
"Grandama called and wants you to go home...she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak."
"I caught you a delicious bass." -
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Fri, January 21, 2005 - 9:37 AM"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"
....and the next day at school, Nap had a similiar pair of pants....
"And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion."
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Tue, February 1, 2005 - 9:04 AMPedro: "It's a sledgehammer." or "I like her bangs."
ND: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
Too bad EVERY line in that movie RULES! I think it's the best ever! I could watch it over and over and over!!!
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Thu, February 3, 2005 - 8:34 PMUncle Rico: We also need someway to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Kip: How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Kip: That's true, that's true.
Kip: "Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?" -
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Fri, February 4, 2005 - 12:42 PM"over there, by that pig pen, i found some Shawshani arrowheads"
(i think thats what he says) -
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Sat, February 5, 2005 - 6:59 PM'eat the FOOD Tina, eat the FOOD!"
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Thu, February 10, 2005 - 9:40 PMI LOVE THIS FREAKING SITE. THIS MOVIE IS GREAT. I LOVE TOTS -
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 12:56 AMjesus i've found my new favorite tribe. I haven't laughed reading a tribe posting this hard ever. I wish i could have found this thread earlier to put in some better qoutes but here goes. sorry if i dupe:
"It's a sledgehammer. Whoa, shocks, pegs, lucky!"
"You got like 3.5 feet of air that time"
"You better come get your stuff out of my locker cause I can't fit my numchuks in there anymore"
"I think you ripped my mole off. Is it bleeding? a little..."
"No, go find your own"
"It's a cross between a lion and a tiger. pretty much my favorite animal. bred for its skills in magic." -
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 10:03 AMKips wedding song to LaFawnda:
I love technology
But not as much as you you see
I still love technology
Always and Forever. -
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 10:46 AMI frigging love how she gets all irritated during the song when he says that he loves technology, but then she smiles when he says not as much as her.
Kip totally scored with LaFawnduh. -
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 11:43 AMnot a quote, but when i pick friends up from airports and bus depots who have seen the movie, i always make a cardboard sign with sharpie that says LaFawnduh. then stand around akwardly and wate for them to show up. one friend almost fell down the escilator at SFO. i highly recommend it... -
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 11:46 AMGrandma says she wants you to leave cause you keep ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak!
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Fri, February 11, 2005 - 12:11 PMOMG....that sounds like so much fun!!!! GREAT IDEA!!!!
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